How to Make the Perfect Burger

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It was a quiet, foggy morning when the Burg Burgler burgled the best burgs. The lead detective on the case went mad, sherriff was run out of town, and the people of BurgBerg never found peace. That is... until today.
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1:32 - what we should know going in
4:30 - meat selection
8:04 - grinding the meat
13:03 - preparing the burger sauce
18:06 - pickle selection and prep
19:24 - onion selection and prep
20:47 - lettuce selection and prep
22:28 - cheese selection and prep
26:14 - ways you can cook a burg and heating the beef tallow
28:16 - bun selection and prep
29:44 - making the patties
33:27 - cooking the patties and prepping the toasted buns
36:30 - completing the burgers
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Unedited footage for this episode ($5+ patrons): patreon.com/posts/21764487
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Additional Information
(Popular Science) Mayonnaise is disgusting, and science agrees
www.popsci.com/mayonnaise-disgust
(Modern Cuisine) Science helps craft the perfect mac and cheese
modernistcuisine.com/2013/05/science-helps-craft-the-perfect-mac-and-cheese/
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Thanks to Kent and Augustus Ranch for their time, knowledge, and excellent burgers.
And if you want some meat, use code "modernrogue" at shop.augustusranch.com/ to get 10% off any purchase.
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Music used in this episode:
"Gold Nova" by baaskaT
chillhop.bandcamp.com/album/flickshots-quickscopes
"Wherever You Are" by Psalm Trees
chillhop.bandcamp.com/album/chillhop-essentials-spring-2018
"Vino" by Cap Kendricks
chillhop.bandcamp.com/track/vino
"Armadilla" by Bassti
chillhop.bandcamp.com/album/lost-and-found
"The Lime Vibe" by Unda de Sango
chillhop.bandcamp.com/album/chillhop-essentials-summer-2018
"Palm Parallels" by Deeb
chillhop.bandcamp.com/album/chillhop-essentials-summer-2017
"Me 2 You" by QSTN
chillhop.bandcamp.com/album/chillhop-essentials-winter-2016
"Flourish" by Axian
chillhop.bandcamp.com/album/gaia
"Blue Orchard" by FloFilz
chillhop.bandcamp.com/album/chillhop-essentials-spring-2018
Most of the music from the show: bit.ly/mrspotify
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This episode was made with the help of:
Brian Brushwood - host -- shwood
Jason Murphy - host -- captainmurphy
Brandt Hughes - camera operator / editor -- gatowag - gatowag
Bryce Castillo - camera operator / live audio engineer -- brycas
Kent Schoberle - guest
Jeremy R. (Rev) - first draft of english captioning
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  • The Modern Rogue
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  • FaZe PoZeR

    FaZe PoZeR

    2 сарын өмнө

    My boyfriend and I just spent 3 hours watching your various food episodes, and it was absolutely amazing~

  • Con McGrath

    Con McGrath

    6 сарын өмнө

    @The Modern Rogue Killer reply/reply, I love the subtlety (should that be reply squared or reply plus reply equals RETORT? I love the way you 'do science') he he heh! I get the idea that Kent has done this before ( I KNOW......., maybe I'm just extremely perceptive......) but I have a NEW challenge for you; get ordinary 'stuff' from the store and do a 'blind-test' against the many other 'perfect' burger recipes that exist...( I think that Kent would wound me with his knife if he saw me adding crumbled crackers to 'half-decent' beef, just as well I didn't mention the onion powder and Worcestershire sauce and black pepper...) The Fat Rogues blind burger bonanza! All respect to Kent and 'to you , sirrah's, scant regard, the scorn of a nation of warriors'....and other stuff like that....having made the 'Perfect Burger' with Kent, in the name of science, put it to a test!! ( I don't actually 'scorn you', but you're skating on thin ice re the execrable knife making episode), just saying? Other than that, happy days and pax vobiscum, dudes! Fat Rogues Blind Burger Bonanza.....do it!

  • Itell Youlater

    Itell Youlater

    Жилийн өмнө

    Sorry man, but that's a 6" 1/6th pan, not a 1/9th pan...

  • Parac0sm0naut

    Parac0sm0naut

    Жилийн өмнө

    The Modern Rogue Orders Foreign Off Menu Food. MR. Orders from authentic Taqeueria. Modern Rogue Dumpster Dive, Shelf Expired Goods, Produce, Bread.

  • Aurin saint

    Aurin saint

    Жилийн өмнө

    When i saw that cheese sauce... I immediately thought of steak nachos and macaroni! Yum!

  • Chris Jay
    Chris JayӨдрийн өмнө

    “If it falls apart a little bit it’s ok, just keep it together..” story of my life

  • Jack Rota
    Jack Rota5 өдрийн өмнө

    if you ever decide to fry the burger, once you put the cheese on the burger give it a dunk in the fat. It’ll blow your mind and your blood vessels.

  • Jane Hurley
    Jane Hurley10 өдрийн өмнө

    Wash hands? meat to lettuce

  • Cruze Gardipy
    Cruze Gardipy11 өдрийн өмнө

    Don’t do this I started doing this and my family tried it and now every birthday and thanksgiving and Christmas I’m cooking for 5 hours every day

  • Jan
    Jan12 өдрийн өмнө

    "We didn't get a good color on the patty" no sh*t, you literary deep fried the patty in that much oil wtf. FYI you don't need that much.

  • Reverend Sanguine
    Reverend Sanguine17 өдрийн өмнө

    that was a 6th pan not a 9th pan, also i am now so hungry from watching this

  • Martin Panev
    Martin Panev20 өдрийн өмнө

    *Gordon Ramsay has joined the chat*

  • Plainsrunning
    Plainsrunning23 өдрийн өмнө

    COOKING A REALLY GOOD BURG Also, Kent is smoking hot.

  • BroskyWhoDatedHoski
    BroskyWhoDatedHoski25 өдрийн өмнө

    Since i was a small kid we had an older neighbor who was a baker, her husband passed away shoveling snow, she died years later.but she made these peanut butter balls that were so good, all my life i been trying to hunt her kids and grand kids down.to ask for that recipe. ,_( no luck

  • Fede
    Fede28 өдрийн өмнө

    I love mayo, come at me bruh

  • Cylinders Dont Jam Typically
    Cylinders Dont Jam Typically29 өдрийн өмнө

    i got a 3 year sub with NordVPN (not because of this video... just in general)... and they really are FAST AF BOIII.... i have 250 Mbps (down).... and i can play all my regular online multiplayer games and cant notice a difference between when Nord is on and when its off.... + i dont have to worry about any of the cretins getting that ass slapped copping my IP and booting me off

  • Sealdrop
    Sealdrop29 өдрийн өмнө

    as a swiss person, the way the cheese is being handled here is disgusting

  • Curran H.
    Curran H.Сарын өмнө

    Do not watch while high. You have been warned

  • ice
    iceСарын өмнө

    Omg+a

  • Jonathan Bagby
    Jonathan BagbyСарын өмнө

    At <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="166">2:46</a> mans is thinking “most of us Brian but I’m a fucking butcher I don’t mess with that ‘preground beef’ I do this at home, not at a fucking grocery store”

  • Lori Wolfcat
    Lori WolfcatСарын өмнө

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="936">15:36</a> He’s a fellow Carnivore Hippie! 😸💪🏽😼 I respect my food too. I wanna get Hippie Ketchup! I don’t really like regular ketchup, but hopefully Hippie Ketchup tastes better! Also, <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1146">19:06</a> Brian’s face! 😹😹 “🥴 I can’t wait!” I hate pickles too! And tomatoes.

  • Kevin O'Connor
    Kevin O'ConnorСарын өмнө

    This wasnt mentioned, but he did it. When deep frying something, flip it away from you. That is so, if it splashes, it wont splash on you

  • Finn Tiernan
    Finn TiernanСарын өмнө

    Did any other line cooks get a little anointed when he called it a 9 pan and not a 6 pan

  • shhsfootballjock
    shhsfootballjockСарын өмнө

    These fuckers take WAY to long talking about other shit . Spent the first 10 mins on grinding , even tho they said that the majority of people dont have grinders Dislike for the time there are other videos out there that get to the point. These assholes just wanna string you along trying to strech the content.

  • Fadi Achkar
    Fadi AchkarСарын өмнө

    By now you know TASTE IS SUBJECTIVE

  • Tucker Bittick
    Tucker BittickСарын өмнө

    Yellow milk in a cow means either mastitis (an inflammatory infection of the mammary glands and linings) or a pre-milk production fluid called colostrum that is made for calves that are just born. Regardless, they're no good for drinking...

  • nobody
    nobodyСарын өмнө

    Normally, I'd add eggs, to hold the patty together, am I at fault here?

  • WickdPerfekT
    WickdPerfekTСарын өмнө

    Why does it seem like this is his third time trying to fry burgers?

  • WickdPerfekT
    WickdPerfekTСарын өмнө

    Don't overlook arugula as an option for your leaves

  • Adam nottelling
    Adam nottellingСарын өмнө

    What happened to the "cooked onions"?

  • Will Conners
    Will ConnersСарын өмнө

    "Rock the house man. Put it in my mouth"

  • Nate Wright
    Nate WrightСарын өмнө

    Smoked gouda, you're sleeping man

  • Gideon T
    Gideon TСарын өмнө

    That's a Sixth pan damnit not a nineth pan

  • Tampa Blush
    Tampa BlushСарын өмнө

    This guy is chatting shit half the time I swear

  • Methods of Magic
    Methods of MagicСарын өмнө

    Why do so many modern chefs use the word "unctuous" to describe food....I don't think it means what they think it does!

  • satoshi ash
    satoshi ashСарын өмнө

    Yeah..... This guy just made a shit burger like one broke apart....

  • Nicholas Lovan
    Nicholas LovanСарын өмнө

    I keep listening to the robot announcer saying "Cooking a really good burg" help

  • Smug Boi
    Smug Boi2 сарын өмнө

    When I think lettuce I think iceberg lettuce, butter lettuce, and romaine lettuce. Btw, iceberg lettuce is the most unhealthy lettuce.

  • Mushudragon USA
    Mushudragon USA2 сарын өмнө

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1088">18:08</a> - r/pickles

  • Animation Gamer
    Animation Gamer2 сарын өмнө

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1880">31:20</a> Jason's look of disappointment at having to wash his hands

  • dan pascal
    dan pascal2 сарын өмнө

    This guy seems like a burger hack! Scam the school!

  • RYO
    RYO2 сарын өмнө

    A burger without french fries is zero. #zero

  • Ernest Lam
    Ernest Lam2 сарын өмнө

    I don't like cheese on my burger. I want lettuce , dill pickle, raw onion, mayo, ketchup, mustard.

  • ElDiablo70281
    ElDiablo702812 сарын өмнө

    "Even though this is nice, clean, fresh meat, nobody is going to get sick." And this tells me to disregard everything he says. No matter the "freshness," you should always follow safe food handling practices. Dumbass.

  • Porkchopsrock12
    Porkchopsrock122 сарын өмнө

    Dudes a good cook and all but holy shit the way he talks pisses me off so much

  • Tickleshits
    Tickleshits2 сарын өмнө

    "Meat plunger" - that's what I call my...

  • tjn74
    tjn742 сарын өмнө

    Ketchup... vinegar, Mustard... vinegar, Pickles... TWICE... vinegar, RICE FUCKING VINEGAR... That's not "the perfect burger." This is "I want to fucking gargle vinegar. And oh yeah, there's some meat and a bun."

  • Sprouts
    Sprouts2 сарын өмнө

    Truth: shredded lettuce is sh*t...

  • The Wise Wolf
    The Wise Wolf2 сарын өмнө

    Fucking Brian can hardly put a pickle in his mouth but will take a bite of beef tallow just to show he can. What a guy

  • SNaKED
    SNaKED2 сарын өмнө

    I feel so dirty watching this.....I need a smoke.

  • Wee Gee
    Wee Gee2 сарын өмнө

    Is anybody watching this while cooking and eating a shit microwave burger

  • ZeGreenMist
    ZeGreenMist2 сарын өмнө

    I dont know if anyone realized but he's using cabbage saying that its IceBerg lettuce hahhaha that made me laugh as i am a chef :D but all in all i love Modern Rogue

  • Meechree
    Meechree2 сарын өмнө

    I don't even eat red meat and I just watched a 2 -year-old 42 minute video on burgers

  • BEE MAN
    BEE MAN2 сарын өмнө

    I use bacon fat

  • Abdullah Ahmed
    Abdullah Ahmed2 сарын өмнө

    I will never use or eat chicken fat, testosterone injected b*tches

  • Chris Bowe
    Chris Bowe2 сарын өмнө

    More of these!

  • Chris Bowe
    Chris Bowe2 сарын өмнө

    Run more of these! Seriously. The modern rogue eats vs 'straight razors/real magic. This was a better video

  • djdrift71
    djdrift712 сарын өмнө

    Who the hell deep fries a burger??!! Oh yer. The Yanks 🙄😂😂😂 ‘American cheese’ Yellow plastic goop 🤮

  • Ogc Hangover
    Ogc Hangover2 сарын өмнө

    first time ive ever seen someone ruin a burger on youtube

  • Ogc Hangover

    Ogc Hangover

    2 сарын өмнө

    It was basically a loose meat sandwich 😂

  • The Modern Rogue

    The Modern Rogue

    2 сарын өмнө

    Who are you even talking to?

  • Gage Pacheco
    Gage Pacheco2 сарын өмнө

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1658">27:38</a> That is the face of a man who is thinking “Why the hell is this dude taking a bite out of my ball of lard like it’s an apple?”

  • David. Vox Populi
    David. Vox Populi2 сарын өмнө

    Gay butcher Odd

  • Jeffrey Tackett
    Jeffrey Tackett2 сарын өмнө

    The idea that the little lettuce shards that they put on a big mac could "crunch" is something that only a child could concoct.

  • punklover99
    punklover992 сарын өмнө

    I'd love to see modern rogue team up with binging with babish

  • Epimetran
    Epimetran2 сарын өмнө

    Take a shot every time he says flavor

  • ballistic
    ballistic2 сарын өмнө

    damn it. my mouth is watering now lol

  • Freedom Lover
    Freedom Lover2 сарын өмнө

    Its a diner in Memphis.

  • Razor1rot
    Razor1rot2 сарын өмнө

    There is a difference between American Cheese and Kraft Slices. American Cheese is an actual cheese. The unified Whey protein is Kraft slices.

  • Jedi Sentinel
    Jedi Sentinel2 сарын өмнө

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="821">13:41</a>. i know hes a professional but dude, bug macs are not that good. they are NOT made with care and love, and they are soft and floppy and squishy. unless you have a special mcdonalds where you are, every one i have been to has not had a great big mac :p

  • Isaiah Scott
    Isaiah Scott2 сарын өмнө

    Venison burger is kick ass

  • Dead Grey
    Dead Grey2 сарын өмнө

    I have a very strong distaste to this man. That is my comment, thank you for your time.

  • Ringo 712
    Ringo 7122 сарын өмнө

    why does homosexual gotta play into everythibg

  • Nathan Church
    Nathan Church2 сарын өмнө

    Its a deep 6th yo

  • Polephemeus
    Polephemeus2 сарын өмнө

    Brian stirring the condiment bowl was exactly how I felt. Why would you take a perfect burger, then put that on it?

  • Johnny Parsnips
    Johnny Parsnips2 сарын өмнө

    No egg or breadcrumbs in the meat mixture to help keep the meat from falling apart when flipping over?

  • Sheld Owned
    Sheld Owned2 сарын өмнө

    "Youre talking about a religious experience" "THIS IS MERICA MATE, BURGUER IS FAITH"

  • Clayton Willis
    Clayton Willis3 сарын өмнө

    All I have to say is... Fuck pickles.

  • Patrick Staudt
    Patrick Staudt3 сарын өмнө

    Umami is not a thing XD Next you tell me Santa is real

  • Aiden 05
    Aiden 053 сарын өмнө

    This is the most metal episode with slaughtering and hanging carcasses it’s soo brutal

  • shmoobalizer
    shmoobalizer3 сарын өмнө

    This video gave me an erection

  • redsunn21
    redsunn213 сарын өмнө

    OMFG !!!!!!!!!!!!! wow amazing !!!!! ive never seen a hamburger so fucking hard , bunch of fucking clowns self important garbage

  • Kejith
    Kejith3 сарын өмнө

    When he said to "Big Meat" i dont care put in my mouth. Okay...

  • the real player
    the real player3 сарын өмнө

    how do someone hate pickle what the hecker

  • Kevin
    Kevin3 сарын өмнө

    Being squeamish about mixing condiments from a guy that used to ingest lighter fluid.

  • Smitty Man Jenson
    Smitty Man Jenson3 сарын өмнө

    I can make a pretty mean bowl of cereal if I do say so myself

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